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"If I offend you, I'm not apologizing for it. If you get offended, that's life." -Eminem

My name is Hannah. If you only ever read one of my posts, it should be this

My personal nail art tumblr.
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Am I an artist yet?

All photos that are not mine can be clicked through to the original source.

Posts tagged my shitty drawings.

Katelynn, Erica, and Hannah get excited for the midnight premiere tomorrow.

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Here is a revised version of that since it was “not accurate.”

Remember this? It’s still funny.

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I’ve done nothing all day besides sleep and read Lolita. I feel like a vegetable. 

This is relevant again today. Just change read Lolita to watch Jersey Shore…and shows about donuts.

Pearly and Matt go skiing with carrots on a mountain of ranch at Hidden Valley.

The special Valentine drawing I promised for my coworkers Matt and Pearly. They’re 17 and ~in love.

My new future.

I was going to get Pearly a tiara to wear at work for her birthday, but I didn’t have a chance to…so I did this instead.

She turned 17. That’s what those shitty candles are supposed to say.

Here is a revised version of that since it was “not accurate.”

This is what it’s like when David and I sleep at night. Those line are him shivering.

Pearly asked me to do a paint drawing of her. She always thinks we’re about to get robbed, so she’s ready with the knives.

I’ve done nothing all day besides sleep and read Lolita. I feel like a vegetable. 

Can I just not go to work for awhile and just stay home and cry all day until that’s not what I feel like doing anymore?

Aj waits on the DQ child molester. 

I’m hungry! And excellent at depicting flannel.

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This one is Tabby on a rampage. Her eyes are red because she always says she’s seeing red.

I’m still laughing at this one really hard, so I’ll reblog it. I can’t wait till Tabby sees it. She’s gonna die.

 
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